Tick... tock... what’s up at the clock?

Ooh, look at all the pretty graphs (well, all one of them - for now)! Everything you see here is generated in real time, so is as fresh as an unflushed stinker. Lovely flash graphs courtesy of the magnificent Open Flash Chart.

Since Time Began

Let’s be honest, the little nuggets you were most probably interested in when you found this page are the all time totals - just how much money has gone into the piggy bank whilst making a deposit at the porcelain one? Well, seek no more:

Poos: 1201

Time: 105 hours 55 minutes

Earnings: £1,959.27